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heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”





Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?



  #thats the point??  


Catherina Türk on Etsy

There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.
Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers (via coffeeorsomething)
I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)




i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 


wwhere is grambnda going???? help her


Okay, I simply love this moment in Attack on Titan. Petra comes in to talk to Eren after Levi leaves the room, seeing what she believes is a look of disappointment on Eren’s face. She assumes it’s because Levi isn’t the grand, perfect, hero everyone expects him to be. He isn’t a Captain America or a, well, Erwin Smith. He doesn’t have the massive build of Erwin or Mike, he’s uncouth, and he’s far from welcoming and constantly speaking of the glory of humanity. 

However, Eren says that he’s not disappointed, rather he’s simply surprised by Levi’s strict rule-following. Here Eren is, under the care of Humanity’s Strongest, one of his idols, and he’s not disappointed nor does he care about Levi’s personality or physical appearance. He hadn’t created a flawless image of Levi being the perfect hero, because Eren doesn’t care what Levi looks like or how he speaks. What Eren admires about Levi is what he does and has done, because to him that’s what really matters.

And I just think that is really sweet.  

Reblog if today is not your birthday.



Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation



As some of you know, my brother died last year. It was actually 8 months ago today. Anyways, when my mom and I went to Hollywood Studios yesterday, we decided to stop and take pictures with Woody and Buzz in my younger brother’s honor. We were the only people in line without little kids and got strange looks, but stayed anyway.

When it was our turn for pics, both Buzz and Woody were very fun and playful and posed for pictures. At the end, though, my mom started to tear up, followed by me tearing up. My mom quietly explained to Woody that her son had passed away in October and that he loved Woody growing up, that Toy Story was his favorite movie as a kid, and he had worn his Woody costume almost every day when he was little after he got it for Halloween.

My mom just said a quiet thank you and stepped back so that the next people in line could take a pic, but before she could get away, Woody pulled her into the tightest, sweetest hug. Buzz engulfed me in a hug, having heard what my mom said.

I’m not exaggerating that Woody hugged my mom for a solid minute as she cried on his shoulder and everyone just got quiet and let us have our moment. The cast member that had my phone took pictures and then started to tear up himself. Woody finally let go of my mom just to pull me into a tight hug and Buzz hugged my mom.

While the character actors aren’t allowed to talk, they made a kissing sound to blow us each a kiss while they hugged us and I could hear Woody sniffing through the costume.

We walked away feeling bad for taking up so much time, but the cast members just smiled and told us they were glad we could have that moment. As we walked away, Woody and Buzz waved by and blew more kisses.

My mom turned to me, with tears still streaming down her face, and said that it was the best hug she had been given by anyone since my brother had died.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the magic of Disney.

I’m legit crying right now :,(.

I always get chocked up at character stories like this!!


one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because



[full view!!]

I did all.


me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?