Harry Potter Magical Wand High-Functioning Sociopath
I AM _ _ _ _ LOCKED

“Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.”


- Unknown  (via alongcameatom)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

thearchangeltrickster:

Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:

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BEST USE OF THAT GIF EVER

evilhasnever:

zuzuanddamianbratbat:

My whole theater screamed but this one guy jumped up and yelled “NOT THE RUSSIAN”

I’m not even kidding. 

I loudly went “OH FUCK” at that.

korraphilia:

What could have been. 

dont

ever

do this

again

frostymaggie:

fiyerro:

i’ve been angry about this for my entire life

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trillow:

912sugar:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

No. I must’ve been flying in the TARDIS with the doctor when that happened.

i don’t think i’ve ever cringed so hard in my life

ask me summa these please

Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like

weirdcrazyfangirlwithanipod:

k-lionheart:

execute-billiards:

shada-was-in-the-area-and:

mechanicalbino:

ctrayn:

arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal:

agentsama:

sardinesawesomeness:

whimsicalsummersunflower:

Its like an evolution 0.o

OHMYGOD

In which Tim Burton has just been directing one long movie this entire time.

 but the movies have come out in the reverse order

“every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end…but not necessarily in that order”

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

THIS IS GREAT

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I JUST FELL OFF MY BED LIKE WHAT

The whole time I scrolled through I was like ‘interesting’. It wasn’t until I was about to hit reblog before I realized the gravity of the situation

edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

friendlyatlareminders:

Friendly reminder that Zuko was thirteen when he was banished, so Azula was about eleven when she sat back to watch her father burn her brother’s face. And she smiled.





“This is the story of how I died… but don’t worry this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. This is the story, of a girl… named Rapunzel.”

“This is the story of how I died… but don’t worry this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. This is the story, of a girl… named Rapunzel.”

darrynek:

submit your nudes to Dennys for a free breakfast